Adventures in misnomers

Jessica: "Daddy called me food and I didn't like it. He called me a green sausage."

Rachel: "Sausages aren't green, they're brown. Pickles are green."

Jonathan: "Rachel, you must be a purple pickle!"

Rachel: "No silly. I'm not a pickle."

Jessica: "I'm NOT a sausage."

Carrie: "So are you a pink marshmallow instead?"

Jessica: "Yes. I'm a sad pink marshmallow."